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If God is inside me I hope he likes Beer.
Einstein and Darwin
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thewaywardswagabond:

iamtonysexual:

AlsoCan we all just take a second to appreciate this opening paragraph on my paper earlier this semester about my experience here at Tumblr omg

I wanna know how you continued from “one of the last place one would expect to have someone come up behind them and whisper, “How often do you masturbate.”
That is probably the best goddamn hook I have ever read.

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"My solitude doesn’t depend on the presence or absence of people; on the contrary, I hate who steals my solitude without, in exchange, offering me true company."

Friedrich Nietzsche. (via anexerciseinbadtaste)
globetrottgirl:

The perfect pillow. Especially if you sleep with your mouth open.
juliasegal:

Only person as chill as Bob Ross is his son.